Level the playing field for your team

Coaches ... if your interested in leveling the playing field for your team, to avoid a 50,60,70 or 100 points to (?) drubbing by the HR machine, please consider this collective and unified pre game line of questions.

1. Do you have any import players from New Zealand on your team this year?
2. May we see their exchange student visas and insurance cards?
3. May we have the name and phone number of the school that they are attending full time?
4. Have they paid tuition?
   
5. Will they be returning to New Zealand at the end of the season?
6. In the interest of fairness and good sportsmanship, will you limit the number of these players on the field to one or two at any one time?