Monday, July 7, 2008

Kiwi import players removed from Olympus High School - 2005 No longer permitted to attend Utah public schools as pretend students

Highland High School stopped allowing the kiwi boys to attend their school in 1999. They did not want to be a part of this scheme.

In 2006 they were denied attending a private school called the Kimber Acadamy in Murray. Since then they have used different "private schools" to meet the USA Rugby paperwork requirement.

This year it was USC at Woodland Hills in the south end of the valley. This school was also denied entrance into the UHSAA, Utah High School Athletic Association.

All of the 2008 kiwi contingent have returned home. A new crew has already been selected in New Zealand for 2009. They will magically drop out of the sky, just prior to next season, on to the doorstep of a totally surprised, just kidding, Highland coaching staff.

The following conversation will ensue:
  • How did you guys get here and where did you come from??
  • did you say NEW ZEALAND....NO WAY..............!!!!
  • all five of you from the same country ended up here in Utah by chance.
  • do any of you guys play RUGBY???
  • all of you......NO WAAAY.................!!!!
  • are you serious!!
  • what are the odds, five guys from NZ, end up in Utah and you ALL play rugby...!!
  • what a coincidence!!
  • how long are you here for....?
  • NO WAAAAAY..............that's exactly how long the rugby season lasts!
  • what school will you be attending????
  • School ?????....USC at Woodland Hills
  • stop stop... this is too much... We know the guys at this school too!!
  • give me some oxygen!!
  • we have a rugby team....do you want to play????
  • you do!!
  • NO WAAAAAY !!!!
During this conversation the bewildered kiwi boys are scratching their heads and thinking, "are these guys nuts, this is why we were sent here, to play rugby for Highland. We don't know anything about having to go to a school and do school work. This is our summer vacation. If we have to go to school we are going home!!

"Thank you tax payers of Utah for unknowingly supporting this rugby exchange between New Zealand and Highland, through 2005. We will now have to look at the private sector and how they can help us"................HR

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